Yukon Fox: a fox in a very clever box
When you’re in business you need to make sales
But your e-commerce system is slower than snails
Your customers browse, but your check-out’s confusing
And then you get e-mails from customers abusing
Your tailor-system that simply won’t work
Then you spend countless hours with technicians that shirk.

They just want to shop and buy with no hitch
But your system can’t cope, the code has a glitch
So they give up and drift to a site that can cope
With their simple demands and their hearts full of hope.

On sites that are welcoming and easy to browse
Customers are delighted and wallets are roused
They add to their basket and then go back for more
Customers are virtually emptying the store.

But on the horizon a character appears
A fox with a box and he shouts as he nears:
“I’ll knock the spots off competitor sites
They won’t know what hit them; dust they will bite”.

He jumps to your computer and sits down at ease
A click and a whirr, and he’s done in a breeze
You look at the sales figures they’re up in no time
Why all this waiting, the sales loss a crime.

Sales are now soaring; we’re selling and sending
With all this support we’ll have more time for spending
Time doing what we like to do the best
Not fighting with code that is just like the rest.

There’s promises, promises, and more promises too
If only you buy the latest version and coo
At its performance that’s promised but never fulfills
You just need Yukon Fox for online sales without spills.

Many thanks to Dr Seuss and Mr Simon Turton of Opera PR

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